Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Hogwarts is nothing but efficient and lean. The stool is from Filch's office.




Where do the newly sorted students go to after the hat tells them their house?

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To the dungeons to be branded.



What does casting Morsmordre, conjure?

More Smores.




What is a Squib?

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The giant sea creature that inhabits the lake at Hogwarts.



Where is the house point giant hourglasses located?

In each of the house's common rooms.





What colors are associated with each house?

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White, grey, and black.




What courses are taught outdoors?

You know, the usual - swinging on octopus tentacles, saddling a centaur, collecting venom from a Acromantula and filing unicorn horns - just to name a few.




What does one remove a Permanent Sticking Charm?

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The sap from a Venomous Tentacula plant.




What was 'Honest Willy' Wagstaff selling?

The usual .. two all beef patties, lettuce, sauce on a sesame seed bun.





Does Hermione have any pure-blood relatives?

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Only all of them. The Grangers are ore one of the oldest and respected Wizarding families known to exist.




How was Harry chosen for the House Quidditch team in his first year, when he had only recently heard of the game's existence?