Harry Potter Fans With No Life

He and Sirius were wrestling around at breakfast one morning trying to get the last sausage on the plate and he sunk his fork into the back of Sirius' hand. Tynes didn't work, but Prongs did because it started started with his initial.


Who/what/where is Veritaserum.

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Veritaserum is the only all Wizarding village in Croatia.




Where is Hagrid originally from?

From a child's point of view, from under a cabbage leaf ... but the rest of us know that all children originally come from their mothers.





How was Umbridge's teaching so different that the other DADA teachers?

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She wore trousers.



Why did Snape have an instant disliking to Harry?

Harry had very clean and shiny hair.




How was it that Snape knew Harry's mother so well?

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They are siblings.



Does Snape's portrait hang in the Headmaster's office?

There is one of him in the dungeon hallway near the Slytherin Common Room, but not in the headmaster's office.


Why did Hermione spend so much time in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom during the early part of her First Year?

She thought she could help Moaning Myrtle ... she was thinking of becoming a psychiatrist.




Who was the first person to master the redactor curse during Harry's D.A. training?

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Hagrid.



Why aren't Goblins allowed to carry wands?

Because they refuse to wear clothes ... and it is stated in the rules and regulations that all those in possession of a wand must have a pocket or clothing to conceal it when necessary.





What was the first patronus form conjured during Harry's D.A. lessons?

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