Harry Potter Fans With No Life

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What are the main character traits of a Gryffindor?

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Smaller than average, must have at least six toes, and the disposition of a hag.



Why is the Forrest at Hogwarts, forbidden?

Because even Mdm Pomfrey doesn't have a cure for poisonous acromantula bites.





When Harry first flew on a broom at Hogwarts, what item was he trying to recover?

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His dignity. It didn't work.



Where would one find (a/the Barney) and who/what is this?

In a word, it is simply spattergroit; it is found on every house elf in the magical world.




What clothing do house elves wear?

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Just like all clothing-wearing beings, it depends on what they are doing. eg: Boots, flannel shirts and jeans for working in stables or barns, tuxedos ads elegant gowns for formal occasions.


Why don't more of the students have cameras?

One has to pass a rather particular difficult exam before one is allowed; most don't bother.





What pulls the carriages from the train station to Hogwarts School?

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A breed of fairy oxen that leave sparkling hoofprints, but are otherwise invisible.



In his fourth year, why was Harry stationary on a staircase when he dropped the golden egg he was holding? Why didn't he just scoop it back up and go to his dorm-room?

Because his hangnail got caught up in the carpet fiber. It took him ages to get it out.





Why did Harry lend his marauder's map to Moody?

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Moody was reminiscing about his own time as a student at Hogwarts, of which the Map is an artifact.


What does one do with a Gulping Plimpy? What IS a Gulping Plimpy?