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He had a speech defect so changed his name to something he could more easily pronounce.



What made Azkaban so difficult to escape?


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Nobody wanted to leave ... the facilities and entertainment were first class!.





How did Sirius manage to escape Azkaban?

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He finally found a door with a working doorknob.


What was the prize Old Sluggie offered to the best in his class that one particular session?


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A full box of Mars Bars.




What was Lord V's reaction when he found out that Bellatrix's vault had been broken into?

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He shrugged and went on to other subjects, it wasn't his vault afterall.



Why did Sirius leave Hogwarts on a hippogriff at the end of Harry's Third Year?


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He was chosen to be one of the trackers at the annual Flight/Migration of the Hippogriffs to Atlantic Canada.





Why were the Ministry Officials always looking for Sirius Black?

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Like Dumbledore, Sirius didn't need a cloak to be invisible; being a prankster-to-the-core he found enjoyment and satisfaction at them stumbling about trying to find him.


What was Neville's pet/totem, and why do we hear of it so often?


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Neville owned a chameleon. Since it was always somewhere beside him, but only those who really looked could see it. It startled most everyone else.





In Harry's sixth year, how did the Death Eaters acquire entrance into Hogwarts?

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They simply Apparated.




Is Voldemort finally dead for good?

Not if JKR or WB can make a buck of his resurrection.



Who gave Harry the chocolate caldrons that affected Ron?