Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Apparation School for Witches and Wizards is located in Capetown, South Afrtica. All students are required to attend for three weeks during the summer break nearest their 17th birthday.




Professor Snape finally achieved his dream job when he was promoted to Defence Against the Dark Arts - so why did he leave?

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Because of new Ministry rules banning texting while defending.


What ever became of Hedwig?

Hedwig, like many of the hidden entities, is living in the Forbidden Forest (I hear she, and her extended family, frequently dine on large spiders).





What is a Veela?

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A special sauce Hedwig and her extended family dip their large spiders in (catsup and mustard didn't work too well tho peanut butter wasn't bad).


Why did Neville have a Remembrall?

Rememberalls are a herbalist's tool - they predict when it is the best day to plant or harvest.



What is a "hand of glory"?

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Since the Quidditch Trophy is a huge upraised fist with the wings of the Snitch sticking out, "Hand of Glory" is the slang term the students use when referring to it.



How do the House Elves get the various entrees, beverages, and side dishes to the tables in the Great Hall?


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They carry them in on trays and place everything on buffet tables - everyone helps themselves. they used to get owls to deliver, but it got rather messy.




How did the trio acquire the ingredients to make polyjuice potion?

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Amazing what you can buy at Home Depot, Lowe's and Walmart.


Who is Lupin?

Lupin is a drink served at the Three Broomsticks.




What is Butterbeer?

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Muggles call it Buttermilk, its what's left when making butter.



Why does Moaning Myrtle frequent a particular bathroom in the castle?


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