Harry Potter Fans With No Life

The Levicorpus Spell is how Wizards/Witches get into skin-tight blue jeans. (It loosens the pants until the second part of the Spell is activated, at which point the pants snug up to a second-skin level. It has the added effect of making the snug jeans feel as completely comfortable as wearing nothing at all.)


How do Wizards/Witches "phone" eachother?

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Same as everyone else. With two soup cans and a string.




At Hogwarts, what is the Restricted Section in reference too?

Refers to the chairs at the Head Table in the Great Hall.




What enchantment is on the ceiling of the Great Hall?

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Because The Great Hall is used for so many events and activities, the ceiling has been enchanted to clean everything once all people have left the room.


In keeping with Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration, what can and can't be created out of nothing?

Everything.



Has Ron ever been an Uber driver?

No - but he has a secret passion for driving a muggle ice cream truck.





What is a Veela?

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A flower that has only been successfully grown by one Hogwarts student. That being Neville.



Why is there no electricity at Hogwarts?

All headmasters have been unsuccessful at being able to disguise muggle power lines; thus no one has ever brought it to the castle.




What is the temperment of Cornish Pixies?

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Cornish Pixies are sad little critters who mope around ninety-some percent of the time.


Who are/were the Marauders?

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The magical term for army ants.



Did Hogwarts close after the Camber of Secrets was opened?