Harry Potter Fans With No Life

On a shelf behind the bar inside The Three Broomsticks.



What is Harry's happy thought (for a patronus)?

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Chocolate, of course!



What is (a) Knut?

It is the sound make when a niffler places gold into a metal container.





How did Harry's name get into the Goblet of Fire?

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Ron and Hermione put it in as a joke.



What did Mrs. Weasley make for each kid at Eastertime?

A Time-Turner.


What is Essence of Murtlap used for?

Essence of Murlap is an aftershave used by guard trolls.



How did Harry find out that Sirius was his godfather?

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Sirius is Harry's godfather!?!?



What/where/who is (a) Mudblood?

Mudblood is a spa treatment made from red clay - witches say it makes them look and feel 10 years younger!




Why were "Seven Potters" necessary?

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With more than a couple, they just bump into each other. It's hoped that with seven, one will get through.


Why did it take Harry so long to start listening to Potterwatch?

Only so many subscriptions are available; he had to wait for someone to cancel theirs and move up on the waiting list.




How did Alistor Moody get the nick name "Mad-Eye"?

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