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She wanted fancy lace for her wedding gown.





What did Tom Riddle do to Amy Benson and Dennis Bishop in the cave?

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Gave them both Dark Mark tattoos.




When is the Dark Mark conjured?

Whenever a 'death by chocolate' party is held.





What is a Hinkypunk?

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Hinkypunk is slang for a kid who runs with a gang, and tends to be on the greasy and strange side.


What does Xenophilius Lovegood do for a profession?

He's a roadie for the Grateful Dead.



Who's Deathday Party did The trio attend?

Moaning Myrtle's.



What is (a/the) Crumple-Horned Snorkack?

A very popular deli sandwich.




Why did Harry identify himself as cousin Barny at Bill and Fleur’s wedding?

Because it was a 'Relatives Only' wedding.





What happens when two wands with 'brother wand cores' try to battle against each other?

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They explode, killing their holders.



Why is it that so few wizards choose to Apparate?

The MoM has imposed a steep tax on Apparating; most wizards object to paying it so use other means of traveling.


How do Magical Communities keep their presence un-or-less known?