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He read it in an old issue of The Daily Prophet.



What's the Wizarding World's equivalent to Muggle radio called?

Weird Wizarding Word-talkie





Why did the Fat Lady suddenly abandon her post?

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She heard that the Monks in the portrait on the first floor were tapping their newest vintage.



What are "Aurors"?

Wizards who study the dust particles of the moon and Saturn.





Who cast the Dark Mark at the world cup games?

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As it was part of the grand introductory presentation by the teams as they entered the stadium, it was cast by the Peruvians.


When someone speaks of a/the "Hogwarts Express", what are they talking about?

The FASTEST Owl Post delivery in the world.






What is a "Canary Cream"?

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It's what floats to the top of Canary milk. Many people use it in their PG Tips.





What were the first words Harry heard Hagrid say?

Well, I'll be a Wizards's Uncle!





Why did Draco initially want Harry's friendship?

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He was lonely.



Where would one find Gilbert Wimple - and what is (a/the) Gilbert Wimple?

Attached to the Slytherin common room door - it's the door knocker.





What attacked Ron with the group was in the MOM?

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