Harry Potter Fans With No Life

He set up the chess game.




How did Harry acquire Hedwig?

Like his wand, she chose him.


What happens if your "other time" self sees your Time Turner-ing self?


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The both of you explode.




Why did Harry live with his Aunt and Uncle?

He lost a bet.


What does Xenophilius Lovegood do for a living?


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He's a Fuller Brush man.




What type of store did the twins open?

Dragon hide clothing and footwear (Charlie was their supplier, so they got the raw materials at a huge discount)




How did Harry learn of the (his) prophecy?

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He read all about it in the Daily Prophet.



How was it that Ginny was so good at flying a broom, prior to entering school.

She took a correspondence course that Percy had ordered for himself but she intercepted.


Why did Dumbledore move the Mirror of Erised?

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One word ... ... "PEEVES".





What happened/what was the reason Harry missed the sorting ceremony at the beginning of his second year?

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He was already sorted, had only marginal interest in it, so opted to catch a movie on Dean Thomas' Wiz Flix account in the dorm instead.


Does cauldron bottom thickness matter?


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