Harry Potter Fans With No Life

All of them. Every female student at Hogwarts takes the Use of Time-Turners Classes during their Second Year. (Male students are not permitted to take the class due to Sports addictions where they were found to spend 30-40 hours straight re-experiencing famous games.)

Why are flying carpets not allowed by the MoM?

There is nowhere to attach the license plates.




How did Harry get his famous scar?

At a tattoo parlour.





What magical creature likes to hide itself in dark places?

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Any Slytherin.



What is the purpose of a Portkey?

To have access to the bathrooms




What type of games do ghosts play at Hogwarts?

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Transparent ones. Its almost impossible for non-ghosts to see or keep track of what's going on.


Can Harry swim?

Yes, but only in pudding.



Did the Malfoy's ever replace Dobby?

Sort of. Lucius took over doing all the things Dobby had done before.


Who took care of the Thestrals when they weren't pulling the carriages?

Nobody - they take care of themselves.





Why did Dumbledore bequeath the deluminator to Ron?

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Because Ron is afraid of the light.




If one enters the Room of Requirement with someone that has different needs. Does the room appear differently for each person?