One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
About nine and three quarters.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Because he was cursing in class!
How do you know if someone's a pureblood?
Don't worry they'll let you know.
Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?
Because he only has followers, not friends
Why does Sirius Black have so many girlfriends?
Once you go black you siriusly don't go back!
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?
The Dark Lord ordered it.
How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?
With Dementos.
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