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Mrs. Figg
 Post subject: Nutrition and Health
PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:10 pm 
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


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Paint-horse
 Post subject: Re: Nutrition and Health
PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:15 pm 
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Good to know. :confusion-seeingstars:
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Pardon, je ne comprends pas très bien ce que vous dites.

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Paint-horse
 Post subject: Re: Nutrition and Health
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Howler wrote:
Pardon, je ne comprends pas très bien ce que vous dites.

You think that's enough to save you? :teasing-neener:
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mais bien sûr!

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Je me sens déjà tellement plus sain!

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