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Women Make Better Assassins


The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no
matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.”

The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife.”

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so
take your wife and go home.“

Finally, it was the woman's turn She was given
the same instructions to kill her husband. She took
the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,
wiping sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said.

"I had to kill him with the chair.”

sometimes you just have to do what is necessary to get a job these days .... hahaha

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