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| Author: | Mrs. Figg [ Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | More bad turkey jokes |
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church? A. They use fowl language. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A. A turkey that can pluck itself! Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy Q. What sound does a space turkey make? A. Hubble, Hubble, Hubble! Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? A. Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all. |
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| Author: | Howler [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: More bad turkey jokes |
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