Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Cheese. No one knows why.



How did Wormtail/Peter escape from Sirius and Lupin?

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They found out it was he, who Accio'd the toilet paper from them at inopportune moments.



Why did Slughorn come out of retirement?

Hey, Paint, re-read the question...but other than that its a good answer.


Witch Weekly wanted to give him the "Teacher Of The Year Award"; part of the requirement to qualify is that he had to actively be teaching.


How many classes are students required to take?

one class at a time; 15 subjects per semester; 60 subjects per school year.




What do the students study during Herbology?

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As part of the Muggle Studies program, they study all the various VW enchanted race cars used in Disney movies.



Are magical children required to attend Hogwarts?

Yes - Hogwarts is the only school in the world for magical children.




What work does house elves do at Hogwarts?

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They teach the shorter subjects.




Why does Dobby seem to be the only free elf that's happy to be free?

Well, as the saying goes, Happiness is a Choice! Generation after generation after generation of free house elves have always chosen to not be happy.




We are told what Golpalott's Third Law is, but what was Galpalott's First Law?

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Golpalott's First Law is that no two objects can occupy the same space at the same time. (Subsiquent Witches/Wizards have disproven this.)


What's the Second Law?

That no wizard shall ever attempt to turn the moon into cheese.




What's the 4th law?

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