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What payment did Dumbledore have to make to enter the cave?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:57 pm 
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Two nifflers and a goat.




What unexpected creatures did Harry find in the said cave, much to his dismay?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:04 pm 
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Spiders - huge, hairy spiders.




For what purpose would a student eat an item from a Skiving Snackbox?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:16 pm 
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Lunch. Every Friday is Skiving Snackbox day. The house elves randomly create different menu's of diverse magical foods.



What's the deal with JKR's obsession with socks?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:30 pm 
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Socks are the #1 magically darned items in the wizarding world.





What is a Flobberworm?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:37 pm 
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Darn - I was too slow!
Socks are necessary for magical persons to fully develop. Wizards/Witches can NEVER walk around barefoot (ok, there's a Spell that allows them to have bare feet when bathing or swimming, but its simply covers the feet with a protective barrier, essentially magical socks) due to their magical energy being syphoned into the Earth's energy source (which is where the term "Sorcerer" comes from).




Flobberworms infest stale pixiedust and old Potions.



Where did Prof. McGonagall grow up?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:50 pm 
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lol - your answer is so much better than mine!


In Paris France.




What is a Dementor?

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Dementors are tiny, but powerful, breath mints.


What "decorates" the gates of Hogwarts?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:55 pm 
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The mane of a lion, the feathers of a raven, the tail of a badger and the skin of a snake.





Are fresh water Plimpies edible?

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The 'Plinpeis' are a professional Quidditch team. I certainly hope they no one wants to eat them.




How did Harry end up with a broken nose on the Hogwarts Express?


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