Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Writing a fan letter to Gilderoy Lockhart.


What is Draco Malfoy's wand made of?

Bullrush stocks and core of jelly slugs.




What condition does Wolfsbane Potion treat?

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Spattergroit.




Who/what/where is (a) Snuffles?

It is the name given to the extra soft tissues in each dorm, common room and washrooms.





What is taught in the Dark Arts classroom?

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As part of the Hogwarts Photography Club, each member is required to be able to develop their own film.
Dark-room activities are referred to as Dark Arts.




Where is the Resurrection Stone now located?

The Resurrection Stone has & always will be inside the stomach of the Bloody Baron.





Who are the four Hogwarts House ghosts?

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There is only one, but she is a shape-shifter. Her name is Pansy Parkinson.




Why does Dumbledore allow a Poltergeist to reside at Hogwarts?

Peeves was brought in by the four Hogwarts founders. Let us just say that he is "grandfathered" in. Dumbledore can do nothing about it.




How was Vernon, Petunia and Dudley able to get safely away from Privet Drive before Harry turned of age?

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Mad Eye put a protection spell on them then used an enchanted Axminster to get them moved as quickly as possible.


Why did Firenze take up residence at Hogwarts?

Better grazing.


Who is the innkeeper of the Leaky Cauldron?