Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Its a defensive Spell, the wand goes limp, like cooked spaghetti.


How do wizards communicate over long distances?

They write notes in the wind.





Harry thought he saw a set of large green eyes in the bushes ... what did he really see?

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A billboard down the street.



Why was Harry sorted into Gryffindor?

Hogwarts simply goes down the list and puts a student into the next House with space available.


What is a lethifold?

It is what the House elves use to press the students uniforms.





How did Hagrid acquire a dragon's egg?

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ebay



Where is King's Cross Station located?

Nobody really knows where it is, but the access to it is from any phone booth in London.




When Dobby went to the Dursley's, what message/warning did he give Harry?

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He warned him that there was a new House Elf in charge of the kitchens at Hogwarts who was a lousy cook, so Harry should arrange for food to be regularly owled in to him.


Who/what/where is (a/the) Gwenog Jones.

Only the most treacherous creature in the Hogwarts lake.




Why did Quirell always wear that silly turban?

The turban was a gift when he joined a local Mosque.




Why did the Dursley's get so upset when Harry said "You've forgotten the magic word" to Dudley?

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