Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Because it was the pet name Petunia always used.



Who selected Harry to be a member of the Slug Club?

The members of the club vote on who is allowed to join.





Who called Dumbledore an obsolete dingbat? And why?

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Harry, as he was wanting Peeves to become the Headmaster.



Where did Harry get the magical penknife?

From Fred & George's joke shop in Diagon Alley.




How did Harry escape from the Dursley's so that he could attend his second year at Hogwarts?

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On his Firebolt.




What railroad operates the Hogwarts Express?

Tyco.



How often do Wizards/Witches Splinch, and what does "Splinch" mean?

Splinch is another name for "coctails on Fridays" ... happens every Friday.





What did Charity Burbage do that upset Lord V?

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She wrote an op-ed piece for The Daily Prophet that exposed Voldemort's life in the orphanage and part-Muggle parentage.


Why is a "Vanishing Cabinet" called that?

Because it is the cabinet that stores all the vanished objects.




All packages to Hogwarts were being searched ... what items were considered banned?

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Jams, jellies, (and for some unknown reason) golden raisins.





Hermione impersonated a very famously evil witch, who?