Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Since the home is located in the middle of the ocean, I assume seaweed.



On what occasion did Harry first use a Portkey?

On his first trip to Hogwarts ... a tea kettle transported him from the Dursley's (standard issue on Sept 1 to all student's homes)





How does Mrs. Figg help Harry?

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She laces his shoes for him.




What is Stan Shunpike's occupation?

He is in charge of the Werewolf Registry at the Mom.


What did Ginny compare to "a fresh pickled frog"?

Oddly, fresh pickled toads.




What happens when Spattergroit spreads to the uvula?

"Spattergroit spreads to the uvula" was the alarm phrase Harry, Hermione, and Ron established as their panic signal when they broke into Gringotts. So basically what happens is they try for Plan B, or Plan C - or Plan G, as the case may be,


What malady strikes LeAnne on the return trip from Hogsmeade?

Little Dropping. I'd rather not explain further.




What happens when one consumes Canary Creams?

One becomes hyper-sensitive to pollutants in their environment. It also helps in finding Truffles.


Where do students get Quidditch equipment?

eBay



What was the Advance Guard?

Advance Guard is a Wizard underarm deodorant.


Who cooks the food in/for Hogwarts Castle?