Harry Potter Fans With No Life

The Three Broomsticks.


What is different than Muggle ones, about Hogwarts staircases?

None of the staircases creek at Hogwarts.




What is behind the Veil at the Department of Mysteries?

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Jerry Colonna.



How was Harry able to repair his wand, even after Olivander himself, couldn't?

Because Harry is the most powerful wizard of all time.





Do wizard robes have pockets?

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They don't need pockets, they have sticking charms and moke-skin bags.


What's a moke?

An unlit cigarette.




How many turns did Dumbledore instruct Hermione to apply to the time-turner?

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Since he was the Professor teaching Time Turning there were many different times he told the students to turn their Time-Turners, so it was probably around a hundred by mid-terms. There's no way to tell past then.


How do Wizards keep warm?

They hunt down and burn the blubber of slain giants.




Who is the Hogwarts librarian?

Prof. Binns.




Why was Katie Bell transferred from the Hogwarts hospital to St. Mungo's?

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She came down with Dragon Pox and St. Mungos has a contagious ward which would better contain the disease.



How old is Nearly-Headless Nick?