Harry Potter Fans With No Life

It is usually what students refer to as a 'fail' in a subject.




Do Hogwart's students learn things like phonics or arithmetic?

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Those're part of Muggle Studies.


Do wizards have art classes?

No, unless you are referring to the kids drawing derogatory pictures of the teachers on the latrine walls.





Do any of the Hogwarts teachers live full time at the castle?

No. Everyone goes home at night, including the students/



Where would you go to find Ever-Changing Ink?

Sadly, it is usually what Peeves fills balloons with just before he tosses them at the students.




What is located on the seventh floor, thirteenth window from the right of the West Tower?

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The only electric light within the school confines.




What do Quidditch Beaters do?

The are the equivalent to muggle cheerleaders, except that they beat drums instead of flip in the air.





How did Harry and Hermione save Buckbeak from the executioner?

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While Hermione cast a Disillusionment Charm on the hippogriff, Harry Confunded the Executioner and the rest of the accompanying officials.



What happened repeatedly to Neville when he used one particularly interesting staircase?


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He instantly began to sing the theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies.





How did Harry able to escape from the train after Draco immobilized him and covered him with his invisibility cloak?

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The Invisibly Cloak automatically neutralizes any Spell that's been cast on the person or thing its been draped over.


Who/what/where is Fluffy and why do we know of Fluffy?