Harry Potter Fans With No Life

For a romantic weekend away with Madam Maxime.





Why did Vernon & Petunia stay at the Hut-on-the-Rock?

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Same reason, it was the first time they'd managed to find babysitters for both Dudders and Harry in years.



What ingredient did the students have to peel to put in Shrinking Solution?

Galleon grime.




What was Buckley Cooper's concern?

How to open child-proof medicine bottle caps.





Has Vernon Dudley ever seen a cat reading a map?

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All the time. He specially trained his own cat to do this and has several of the kittens in training to do so. The tricky part, it seems, is getting the cats to pronounce things correctly, rather than phonetically, as they tend to lisp.



Why did Ron and Hermione warn Harry that his ability to hear certain things wan't normal or acceptable?

It was just plain jealously.



Why was Amos Diggory upset at the conclusion of the Triwizard Tournament?

He sat on some fireworks and his robe caught on fire.




What is the anagram of Tom Marvolo Riddle?

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Mold Trim Overload, though sometimes it comes out Removal Mold I Trod.




What did Lord Stoddard Withers create?

Muggle alarm clocks.





Did Dumbledore have buckles on his boots?

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Wizards aren't known by their mechanical abilities. They only use Velcro.




In what town is the Potter Cottage located?