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He knew nothing about the game whatsoever.



Who lived in Godric's Hollow besides the Potters?

Well, since there were over 1,000,000 people living there, it would be impossible to list them all.





What promotion did Arthur finally receive at the MOM?

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Director of Fly Swatting.




On what occasion did Hermione go to the Ministry Offices?

She went there for the hearing of Dumbledore's will.





Did Harry learn anything new about Draco when he hid in the Slytherin compartment of the train?

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He learned that Draco has six toes on each foot.



How was Harry able to make the House Quidditch team, when he never even tried out?

It all has to do with him being famous. Things came easily for him since The Magical World had turned him into a hero, The Boy Who Lived and all that.


Are Wizards charged postage, if so how is this done?

Just as in the Muggle postal services, mail is never delivered at all. Therefore, each package ships for 67 Knuts.



Before entering Hogwarts, Hagrid took Harry to Gringotts Wizarding Bank. He helped Harry, but also had other business there. What?

Painting the Stalactites a neon/glow-in-the-dark color. (he was the only one tall enough to do the work)




What did Harry see in vault 713?

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Vault 713 is where Lord Voldemort keeps his treasures. Its triple-Spell locked, so Harry couldn't see anything in it.



Does anyone know where Celestina Warbeck lives?

Everyone knows where she lives.





What memory did Harry need to acquire from Slughorn?

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