Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Three drops of phlegm from a rose petal.




What flowers/bushes grow around Luna's home?

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A good rejuvenation Spell should do the trick! If that doesn't work, try peanut butter......rats! I was too slow posting!


Luna's family has several bougainvillea and an agapathes near their door.



Who brought Trolls into the Castle, and what was the outcome?

The twins thought it was a good idea, until they were required to clean up all the troll droppings in the school hallways.



How did Harry become the Chosen One?

His name floated out of a cauldron at the MOM.




Why didn't Fudge believe Dumbledore that the Dark Lord had returned?

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Like the Easter Bunny, Fudge just didn't believe the Dark Lord existed.



Why aren't Auto-Answer Quills permitted during O.W.L. exams?

The tests are automatically scored, in order to do this they require orange ink. Auto-Answer Quills only write in lavender, chartreuse, fuchsia, and aqua.



What was the point of Filch posting "Educational Decrees"?

To ensure everyone knew his name.





What decree allowed Doloris to give Fred, George & Harry a life long quidditch ban?

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The Life long Quidditch ban for George & Fred, decree.




What was Lupin's code name when on Potterwatch?

Nipul




What is Potterwatch?

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The MoM wanted to keep an eye out for "“Undesirable No. 1”, which created an underground of snitches who called themselves Potterwatch.


Where would one find The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone before Dumbledore had it?


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