Harry Potter Fans With No Life

*Oh great - now I have that song running through my head*

The owls lick the stamps, apply them to the envelopes and then sorts the letters per region addressed on the envelopes. The postal service delivers the mail using the Knight Bus.





How does one summons for a ride on the Knight Bus?

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They make a reservation with Sir Cadogan.




Why did Sir Cadogan guard the Gryffindor Common Room?

He was a Griyffindor when he in school, thus felt it was his duty.


What are the four Houses names?

Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp.



Are Muggles ever allowed into Hogwarts?

Absolutely not! Hogwarts is a pure-blood only school.





Why did Sirius tear the Fat Lady's portrait?

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He was outraged at the way Alfonso Cuarón butchered the making of the third movie.




Have there ever been Muggles in Diagon Alley?

Never, absolutely not!





How did Hermione learn she was a witch?

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As a renowned know-it-all, she always knew.




What does the Basilisk fear?

Unicorns and the colour Yellow.



Where would you get a Dirigible Plum, and what would you do with it once you had it?

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They are found at the bottom of a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky. Most toss it in the trash, but there is the odd wizard who eat it on a dare.




What happened to Colin Creevey when he tried to visit Harry in the hospital wing (when Harry was regrowing all the bones in his arm)?

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