Harry Potter Fans With No Life

A guise that sells bananas door to door. They can be found in most neighborhoods.



What are the characteristics of bluebottle flames?

They are drunk and disorderly and are the worst quidditch team in wizarding history.





What does the sorting hat sing about?

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It sings mostly about the weather, the seasons, and the migrating birds and animals near wherever it is sitting at the moment.


How do you get the ingredients to make whichever Potion you are working on?

They magically appear around the cauldron when the recipe is read out loud.





What did Ignatia Wildsmith invent?

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She invented the Self-Stirring Cauldron.


How does Mrs. Weasley know what's going on with her family when they aren't at home?

She has a crystal ball (and knows how to use it).





Who's side did the dementors join?

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Dementors always work toward their own ends, so they historically never "join sides".



What did Harry do to be put onto the Quidditch team at such a young age?

In the Muggle world it's called bribery.




What is the purpose of a Time-Turner?

So that one can cook eggs perfectly.




What did Malfoy do that provoked Buckbeak to attack him?

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He kept blowing a dog whistle (which Hippogriffs hear even more keenly - and it enrages them).



Why did Moody turn Malfoy into a ferret?