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What did Harry tell his son about how he could influence the Sorting Hat's decision?

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Cash! Cold hard cash.



How was Ron able to speak Parseltongue during the Battle of Hogwarts?

He spoke it any time he wished to, so why would during the Battle be any different?


Is chocolate ever used medicinally or therapeutically?

OMG - like for EVERYTHING!!! Cold hands or feet, eat chocolate; sniffles or coughs, eat chocolate; get hit by a bludger, eat chocolate ... ... ...





What is a metamorphosis?

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A childhood condition that usually passes with puberty.




What are Grindylows often called?

"Lunch"





Do all mirrors in the magical world talk?

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Mirrors are portals to the various other areas of an edifice (they're actually the quickest way to get anywhere in the MoM or St. Mungo's), so that is like asking if doors talk.... I'm not sure what happens if you set one up outside, though, maybe you'd end up on Mars. In any case, they don't talk.


Where do you get Fizzing Whizbees, and what do you do with such?

The best ones are at Florean Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour. And one eats them, of course.


What agency is in charge of the Floo Network?

Well that's a bit tricky to answer. The office in charge of the Floo Network is located INSIDE the Floo Network, and no one has been able to get to it to read the sign on the door that has that info because it is written in Mermish which so few wizards speak well enough that usually anyone trying to go there ends up in Mongolia.


Why are students required to have a #2 Pewter Cauldron?

Because the number one's are for professionals.




Is Teddy Lupin a werewolf?