Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Sirius is alive and well, living under an assumed identity as a motorcycle mechanic. (Those few who know about this call him Stubby Boardman).


Why or how did Mrs. Mason end up with the dessert all over her?

She, being a lush, passed out right as dessert was served and fell face first into the pudding.

Who framed Hagrid, about opening the CoS?

Moaning Myrtle!


Why is there a Whomping Willow on the Hogwarts grounds?

It is mandatory for all magical schools to have one on the grounds.




What did Aunt Marge accuse Harry's parents of being?

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She thought they might be spies for The Dark Lord.


What colour are Luna's eyes?

Yellow.



Who teaches broom flying at Hogwarts?

The "Master" magical broom of course.




What is Dittany used for?

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It's the stuff Filch uses when he has to clean up after a student pukes.



If the wand chooses the wizard, why did so many seek to possess the Elder Wand?

Just as most muggles, they are blinded by the Bull Sxxt, believing it will make them something they are not.






When in the COS, Harry put on the sorting hat and it presented him with an object to help him defeat the basilisk - what was that item?

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A pocket watch. Letting him know when it was time to get the heck out of the Chamber.



What's required in order to create a Horcrux?