Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Ulick Gamp


What purpose do the Suits of Armour serve at Hogwarts?

They supply water to those who are thirsty.




Why did Narcissa betray Lord V (by telling him that Harry Potter was dead)?

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It was the bitterness of a woman scorned.



What position on the House Quidditch team did Oliver Wood play?

Waterboy, and occasionally, Publicist.


What position does Harry play for the team?

Mascot wrangler.


Who told Oliver that Harry would be joining the team?

The Sorting Hat.


Why did Draco insult Buckbeak after being warned not to?

Because Buckbeak knocked the cigarette out of Draco's mouth.




Did Hagrid's father have any magical abilities?

Not unless jumping through fire hoops or juggling fire wands counts.




What does Luna have written on the ceiling of her bedroom?

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The combination to her father's wall safe.




Why doesn't Marietta Edgecombe really care for Hermione?

The final straw was when they both showed up for the Yule Ball in the same dress. Hermione's date was an international Quidditch star, Marietta came with her dorm-mates who didn't have dates, hoping someone would notice her. It had been a series of unfortunate events from First Year.


What form of Muggle transportation was Sirius fascinated with?