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Where did the snake tell Harry it was going to?

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First it wanted to settle a few things with one of the Keepers at the Zoo, then it was off to Arizona.


Why did Harry break the Elder Wand in two?

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It held a terrible cure that, if in the hands of an evil wizard, would destroy the world. It was the only way to break the curse. Well, that and it made good fire wood.





Why did the trio fly on a dragon?

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They were late for school.


Why does Harry harry live at the Dursleys during summer break?


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Because they take such good care of him and anxiously await to hear all about his year's adventures at Hogwarts.




What memory did Harry need to acquire from Prof Slughorn?

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In order to pass his N.E.W.T.s, he needed the answer to question number seven.


Who is Colin Creevey and why do we know him?

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Colin is a professor at Hogwarts who teaches Arts & Crafts (Artistic creations via Muggle enhanced devices)




What types of animals has been seen wandering around the Malfoy estate?

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The Malfoys are known all across the wizarding world for their Crumple-Horned Snorkack reserve. In order for the Snorkacks to thrive, the Malfoys also keep several Erumpents for companion animals.



Why did The Trio deem it necessary to establish an underground defense class?


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Because the regular class would teach the fun spells like Levicorpus.




Before Harry arrived at the Dursley's, Vernon noticed several strange things ... what did he notice?

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Vernon noticed their Agapanthus was wilting, the front walk was becoming uneven, and there were large oil drip spots beneath his car.


Who wrote "Fantastic Beasts, and Where to Find Them"?

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