Harry Potter Fans With No Life

The Cotswolds are the location of the Romanian Longhorn Dragon Reservation.



Is there any trick to acquiring a wand, or can you just go buy one anywhere?


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Lottery tickets are sold once every twelve years. The chances of winning a wand are, one in eight hundred thousand forty seven.



Why is private ownership of dragons prohibited?

Because most back yards are not large enough; and because neighbors tend to complain about the smell of the dung.




What suit was Dumbledore wearing when he visited the orphanage?

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His Party til you drop Zoot-suit.




What part of the dragon is used for wand cores?

Eye lashes are the only part of a Dragon ever used for wand cores.


What is inscribed on the frame of The Mirror of Erised?

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Look if you must - Stare if you dare.




What is the most popular drink (offered to students) at Hogwarts?

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Ginger Ale.


Who brought the Troll into Hogwarts in Harry's first year, and why?


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Dumbledore ... he was demonstrating how Hagrid has been training them for security patrol.




Why did Ginny dislike Fleur?

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Because Fleur murdered her cousin.


What does a Deluminator do?

A Deluminator is a substance the Potions teacher keeps on hand to staunch bad reactions in a mis-made potion.

What is an Aethonan?


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