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She gave him Detention for disrupting the positive healing atmosphere of the Hospital Wing.


What were the small creatures that resembled potatoes and lived it the garden at The Burrow?


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Cornish Pixies




What is the procedure to rid a yard of 'garden gnomes'?

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You have to set off a smoke bomb as close to the the infestation as you can. The purple smoke bombs are the most effective in general, but if you match the color to the specific type of gnome in your garden you can do it more cheaply. As a general rule, a yellow bomb for red gnomes doesn't work at all, it just pisses off your tomatoes.

What is a doxie and what do you do with one?

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It is a legal form allowing another wizard to vote in your place.




How does the Minister of Magic acquire his/her title? (for example, is there a voting system in the magical world)

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The MoM position is given by a lottery system. Names of individuals deemed skilled enough to handle the position are placed in a magical chest, which the previous three MoMs then tap (at the exact same moment - one of the more difficult actions to synchronize) three times with their wands. The name of the appropriate person then rises to the ceiling, in four inch golden letters. The ceremony will only be held again when those letters fade away, thus accounting for the variances in MoM tenures.


Who/what/where is (a/the) Peeves?


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Peeves is exactly like sellotape, only sticky on both sides.



Who/what/where is (a/the) Rotfang Conspiracy?

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The Rotfang Conspiracy is what Umbridge and the Inquisitorial Squad called the Opposition the rest of the students, faculty, and ghosts were fomenting.



Fred & George left a "present" for Filch on the Fifth Floor, what was it?



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A HUGE pile of Dragon dung.




Why did Moody turn Draco into a ferret?

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It was a Transfiguration Class demonstration. He asked the other students what they thought would be a good thing to change Draco into and "ferret" was the consensus.


Where would you go if you needed a new robe?

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To Molly's ... she is the best seamstress in all of Scotland.




What is an animagus?

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