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He'd see Harry. He wants the appreciation and such that Harry gets without even trying.


Why did Remus stop teaching at Hogwarts?

He was accepted into a tenure position at the London University.



Why did Snape agree to be Dumbledore's mole/spy?

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He'd just seen a 007 movie and thought he was that cool.


What do you do with asphodel?

You pour warm water over it and soak your feet in it.




What is a Horklump?

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Horklump is the proper name for the zits Marietta Edgecomb broke out with when she violated the protection charms Hermione established for Dumbledore's Army signers.


What is Gwenog Jones known for?


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She is best known for beating Fred and George Weasley in a spit-ball competition.



"I must not tell lies" .... why/how is this statement so vital to Harry?

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Hermione devised a code that appeared to be normal statements, such as "I must not tell lies", that helped keep track of problems and insurgencies from Death Eaters. This particular one warns the Magical Community that DEs have been seen in Yorkshire.



Where is Hogwarts located?

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Since it has so many magical charms protecting it, nobody really knows. Ron thinks it is near Egypt; Hermione thinks it is in the south of France; Harry thinks it is in Canada.



What strange magic did Hermione and Harry witness at Godric's Hollow?

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They encountered some ancient monks who could seemingly produce something from nothing. They were actually using the molecules of air as the base, but could make it into more/something different than the original air.


Which wizarding school thinks its the best - and why?

Hogwarts, of course... because the students are allowed to bring their pets




Why has Peeves been allowed to live at Hogwarts?

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