Harry Potter Fans With No Life

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What are Flobberworms good for?

Abstract paintings mostly.




Where did the white Christmas mice go?

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On an Alaska cruise ship tour.


Why was Hagrid's wand snapped?

Trust me ... nothing of Hagrid's is snapped (not even his mind).






Why is Hagrid often spotted with a pink umbrella?

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It rains a lot in England.




What are Pensieves used for?

They are used in the Greenhouses to sift twigs and big hunks of stuff from the potting soil mixtures.


In what situation would one use a Waddiwasi Spell?

If one needed to put out a fire.




What types of creatures call the Forbidden Forest home?

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Mostly elephants and crocodiles, though there are a few prairie dogs as well.



Who did Luna say suffered from Umgubular Slashkilter?

Deloris Umbridge of course ... but in this case, it was true.





What are the requirements a student must meet before putting their names in the Goblet of Fire so they can be considered for a school champion?

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They must be at least eighty six years old, and have all their own teeth.



Why wasn't Harry allowed to go to Hogsmead the first time his class was permitted?