Harry Potter Fans With No Life

He had remedial potions classes.






The day after James and Lily died and Lord V disappeared, a lot of strange things happened in the muggle world - name two.

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I had a hangnail, and the mail came earlier than usual.



Does Dudley still have his tail?

Yes - but he hides it very well. Once in a while, he wraps it around his pants as a belt.




Why does Petunia think Lily was a freak?

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Well I'm thinking that her job as a carnival side-show attraction, may have had something to do with it.




What is a Mugwump?

That is one of the bands Mama Cass was in before The Mamas and The Papas.


What is (a/the) Boomslang?

Was it so long ago, that she was daughter Cass?









Boomslang is job specific short-speak used by artillerymen.


Why didn't Dumbledore ever tell Harry about his family?

So much had been written about them that Dumbledore thought it would be redundant.



Define hellebore.

Hellebore is a term used to describe an overly aggressive Quidditch player.





What happened to Mrs. Norris during Harry's second year?

She was hit by lightening and stopped chasing mice.





How is it that Petunia and Vernon knew about dementors?

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There's a family of dementors living right down the street.



Do cauldrons have any magical properties?