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Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore



What does Mdm Hooch teach?

Knitting




Why did Ron dress up the ghoul in the attic?

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As a Halloween decoration.




What is the Yule Ball?

It is the morning exercise program at Hogwarts (Muggles call it a medicine ball)




How many feet should a gnome be tossed so that it does not return to it's original home?

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Gnomes absolutely love to be tossed! A sure way to keep them coming back is to toss them.
Many are known to leave because the homeowners refuse to toss them.






Where are school Quidditch matches played?

Since Quidditch is an advanced form of Gobstones, the matches are held in one of the spare classrooms in Hogwarts.




Why did the Dursley's put bars on Harry's window?

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The Muggle Police had busted a a drug lab four houses down, so they added bars on windows and an alarm system to the house.



Who/what/where is (a/the) Ottery St. Catchpole?

This a very tricky wand maneuver that is part of of the N.E.W.T.s.



If one smells mallowsweet, who/what may be nearby?

Filch





What happened the first time Harry used Floo Powder?

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Ron ended up in Manitoba.




Are there any educational requirements to become a Hogwarts teacher?