Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Snape who? Is that the guy with the mustache who officiated at the World Cup? If so, his schedule is probably available through the Department of Magical Games and Sports.



What is Ginny Weasley's middle name?

Zebulen.




Why did Dumbledore ever hire Trelawney?

Trelawney finished first in her class at Magical University, plus she was so prepared and erudite when applying for the job that she was, hands down, the best applicant.



Why did Harry and Hermione sneak a dragon up the tallest of the Castle's towers?

Before they could be considered real Gryffindors, they had to prove themselves.



Why was an official Ministry executioner sent to Hagrid's hut?

Bedbugs! From all the traveling and sleeping in caves that he'd been doing his place was infested - and needed Ministry expertise to rid the place of them!


One of the Castle's occupants instigated another into crashing the Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor. Who was the instigator, and the instigatee? *

*Extra points if you know the reason why this was done.


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Peeves played a nasty trick on The Bloody Baron and was trying (for the first time in history) to flee the castle!






What is the purpose of SPEW?

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The twins came up with this potion, to assist students in leaving class early by puking all over their desk.



What did Dumbledore tell Harry he wanted for Christmas?

World Peace... and a good cup of tea.



What did Hagrid discover Flobberworms liked to eat?

Cucumber sandwiches.




What is a bowtruckle?

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A vital piece of Quidditch gear, designed to control the Quaffle.


What is a Quaffle?