Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Strictly for the entertainment value.




Are there any Giants in the Forbidden Forest?

According to Rita Skeeter, yes. But she, of course, made it up just to sell papers.




Why was Hermione writing an essay on "Explain why Muggles Need Electricity"?

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She was single, pregnant, and homeless. This was a desperate act in attempting to get a job with the power company.




Who was responsible for Harry and Ron missing the train, at the beginning of their second year?

Harry and Ron. They were in the arcade and lost track of time.


What gift did Fred and George leave in the one hallway that a bit of was kept on display as a monument to their ingenuity?

A fake wand.



What Muggle ate a Ton-Tongue Toffee?

Petunia.




Draco thought he saw Harry's head while near the shrieking shack ... did he?

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Malfoy was doing schrooms at the time. What do you think?



How did Harry get to the Burrow the first time?

Vernon & Petunia drove him.





Where did Harry first meet Winky?

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Harry met Winky in Diagon Alley while both were getting school supplies.


Who/what/where is (a/the) Niffler?

Nifflers are the most popular bedroom slippers in the Wizarding world.




When Ron talks 'the twins', to whom is he referring?