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Why did Vernon take the family to the Railview Hotel?

Well, it was suppose to be a second honeymoon for him and Petunia, but they couldn't find any babysitters and were forced to take the kids with them.




What did Petunia do with the letters she found inside the eggs?

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Scrambled them and served them for breakfast.


What manner of transport does the wizarding world use for mail?

Well, let's just say that muggles have seen the magical mail delivery sleigh so many times that the story about Santa was invented. It is, in fact, a team of bearded free-house elves that take care of the entire magical world's mail delivery.





What happens when the cursed necklace comes into contact with skin?

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It turns into a cute fluffy bunny.



Why did so many people think Harry had become a prefect, and not Ron?

Because Harry was the epitome of studious & well mannered perfection - not once, ever, has Harry disobeyed any of Hogwarts rules.




What unusual event took place during Harry's first Halloween at Hogwarts?

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A pumpkin fell on his head.



Did Harry ever think that he may have been possessed by the dark lord?

Never! He's never hear of this Dark Lord person!




Who is "you-know-who"?

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You know.


How did Peeves come to be a resident of The Castle?

All employees of Hogwarts are given a room.




How did Hermione find out she was a witch?

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