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It's the motto of the Hogwarts drama club.


Who was Headmaster during Harry's seventh year?

No one. There was a dispute and it took almost two years for the Board to settle on a candidate they could all agree upon.



How does Peeves distract Filch when Harry was in Filch'd office about to be given Detentions?

He kept dive-bombing him with a RC-drone.



Who guards the entrance to the Gryffindor Common Room?

Sir Cadogan.




Are Kneazles smart?

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Since kneazles are biscuits the House Elves serve at breakfast at Hogwarts, calling one "smart" seems misplaced (unless you're using the secondary meaning of the word, as in the sense of "clean, neat and done well", which they are, so yes in that case).



Why did James, Sirius, and Peter learn to become Animaguses/Animagi?

To impress the girls. It is the only reason teenage boys do anything.





How did Harry become a horcrux without knowing?

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Malfoy hexed him as he walked past. Harry never saw it coming.


Who/what/where is (a/the) Abraxan?

One of Neville's favorite plants.




What is the Mandrake Restorative Draught used for?

It revives neglected Mandrakes. Prof Sprout used it when no one noticed that the moisture sensing charm in Greenhouse two failed.


Why do Luna's posessions tend to be found various places around the Castle?

In a word: scattered mind; scattered belongings.





What is the Quodpot solution?

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