Harry Potter Fans With No Life

He won it in a poker game at Aberforth's pub.


Where do you get supplies for Potions?

Amazon... The jungle, not the web store.



For the Quidditch World Cup, where did Mr. Weasley get the tent?

He borrowed it from Horace Slughorn.




Why was Horace Slughorn always moving from one place to another - never staying at his own residence?

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He was finicky, continually finding fault with the construction/layout of the various buildings, also finding it tedious to keep Spells going that brought everything up to his standards... and his own residence had been leased while he was supposed to be on a sabbatical in Australia that got canceled at the last moment.



What do you do with a Niffler?

Place it at your feet during winter to keep them warm.




What was Bob carrying in the lift at the Ministry?

A plate of cucumber sandwiches and butter tarts for one of the exec meetings.





Who was Fred & George blackmailing? And why?

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Goyle. They made him a test dummy for their products. Or they were prepared to disclose that he chewed his toenails.




Who let the troll into the school Ron's first year?

Crabbe ... other students complained that he smelled bad so he wanted to show everyone that trolls smelled worse.




Why were the Goblins after Ludo Bagman?

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They weren't really, he was just seriously paranoid and was sure they (amongst MANY other groups) were out to get him.


Who got the funny hat in their Christmas cracker?

Dudley.



Who was Hermione's first DADA teacher?