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Hagrid.


How did the sentencing turn out?

Fudge received a 3-month hippogriff riding suspension.





What activities are held on Hogwart's Lake?

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Hopscotch, tiddlywinks, and shooting craps.




What is required before a student is permitted to go into Hogsmeade?

Owl pellets and/or 3 white mice.





If Dumbledore was giving Snape a second chance ... what was his first chance?

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He bought a lottery ticket at Gambol & Japes, but didn't win.



Why did the officials create an age line around the GoF?

So no goblets under the age of 836 could accept champion applications.


What group was originally called; Knights of Walpurgis?

The group of wizards which transformed themselves into walruses and held swimming competitions.




What was Fudge's goal/ambition when he was elected Minister of Magic?

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World Peace and to create his own line of hair care products.



What did Trelawney do that made Dumbledore say that he should offer her a pay raise?

Dropped a rather large crystal ball on his foot.




Who/what/where/when/why is (a) Plinpy?

A Plimpy is a brightly feathered, flightless bird.





Why did Luna read The Quibbler upside down with spectrespecs?

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