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So he/she could get immediate healer-wizard assistance.





What does a Patronus look like?

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A giant pineapple. But, blue.



Why was Hagrid removed from Hogwarts, during Neville's second year?

Hagrid was moved from his quarters within the castle to a Hut on the grounds due to his giant sized flatulence condition; garrotting gas paled in comparison and the students found it difficult to maneuver the hallways.





Where did Sirius go when he went into hiding?

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The small town of Cognito, Indiana. Everyone there, is in-Cognito. A great hiding place.





Why did Sirius feel the need to avoid the authorities?

Well, there was this little incident with his motorcycle and a muggle mayor's daughter....





What is required by 3rd year (and up) students that enables them to visit the village of Hogsmeade?

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The Marauders' Map, or the ability to apparate.


Who, of the Trio, was the first to fly on a broom?

Neville. Great Uncle Algie was a professional Quidditch player for many years.



What is Colin Creevey often seen with?

Skiving Snack Boxes. He's the official distributor of them for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.


Speaking of which, where would one find other fine products of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, were one desirous of purchasing some?

If you can't get it from Colin, then Dennis Creevey is the person to see.





What sporting events, other than Quidditch, do the Hogwarts students participate in?

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Decathelon and Pie Eating.



Who is Laurentia Fletwock and what is she known for?