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Fluffy is the name of the Hufflepuff's pigmy puff mascot.





Why wasn't Petunia accepted into Hogwarts?

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Because she has three thumbs.



Why don't Muggles see Wizarding folk whizzing around on their brooms?

They do, but its so common that no one makes much of a fuss, certainly no more than if they see a pigeon.


Why are there pigs on the tops of the pillars on either side of Hogwarts entry gate?

Hogwarts is the bacon capital of the Wizarding World.




What strange warning was the students given at the start of Ron's first year?

I you pick your nose anywhere inside Hogwarts, your fingers will fall off.





What subjects did the Carrow's teach at Hogwarts?

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Origami and rice art.




Was Snape ever Hogwarts Headmaster?

Never.





What subject did Prof Snape desperately want to teach (rather than potions)?

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Divination.



What subject does Prof. Flitwick teach?

Broom care.





What did Dean Thomas do while under the imperious curse cast by Prof Moody during the DADA class?

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He attempted to fit himself into the wastebasket.




Who was Headmaster prior to Dumbledore?