Harry Potter Fans With No Life

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How does one banish a Boggart?

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One must gather a few friends, and perform a line-dance. That usually does it.




What does the Imperturbable Charm do?

It pisses people off ... they begin to get angry for no reason.




All the Riddles' were found dead in the dining room with their eyes wide open ... what happened to them?

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Dobby gave them the Evil-Eye. They died instantly.




Whatever happened to Hokey?

Hokey came down with Dragon Pox and never fully recovered.




What type of injuries are looked after on the third floor of St Mungos?

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Athletes foot, and impacted toe jam.



Where did George & Fred get the Extendable Ears?

They actually made them from the ear wax build up left in Kreacher's nest.






What items did Fred & George give to Harry (for free) during his first visit at their new store?

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A pack of Chocolate Frogs and a cup of ear wax.




Why is it that Snape didn't know who Wormtail was when examining the Marauder Map, but all the Death Eaters including him referred to Peter with this name after he escaped Sirius and Remus?

Snape isn't known to be the sharpest pencil in the box, if you know what I mean.




How many stuns did it take to topple McGonagall?

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She's an old lady! She was down before the spell reached her. I think she broke a hip.



Who sent the Dementors that attacked Harry & Dudley?