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Since goblins are so short, they are able to pay more attention to the finer details of the armour designs.





How was Ron able to escape from the snatchers?

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He knew the secret to unlocking their Kung Fu grip.



Why do centaurs burn sage?

Burning sage has an incredible scent - it is only burnt around the perimeter of the 'biffy-holes' to keep the decay smells at a minimum.




What did the centaurs do to Umbridge?

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Taught her to shoot craps.



Where was Umbridge when she had her little 'discussion' with the Centaurs?

Standing on the pool table ... they were very tall & she, not so much.





How does one collect the innards of a pod from the snargaluff tree?

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A simple "Accio" will do the trick.


Who carve's Hogwart's Jack-o-Lanterns?

The Wizarding community is rigidly against the defacing of pumpkins. Anyone caught plunging a blade into one of those poor defenseless squashes, would surly spend a lot of time in Azkaban.




What does Luna use Gurdyroot for?

Acne.




How did Harry acquire his first chess set?

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Ebay.



Why does Luna wear earrings mad of Dirigible plums?

They were given to her by her mother; she carries her mother's memory with her forever.






Can magic transform Knuts to Galleons?

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