Harry Potter Fans With No Life

His ears grew to the size of a mule's.




What would one purchase at Splinter and Kreek's?

Crutches and canes.




Where was the boa constrictor at the zoo born?

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Newfoundland.



Why was the manticore attack of 1296 never prosecuted?

Because the manticore in question was actually a garden gnome.





Are the doors at Hogwarts ever locked?

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Of course not. The school is open to everyone. Tours are even given every Thursday.



Where does gillyweed usually grow?

It grows in Gillywater.



What does a Lethifold do - or what is one used for?

It is used to fold laundry.




What is a Kneazle?

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There are times in Herbology when the students need to kneel to deal with the lower branches or repotting, and kneazles are the thick soft pads provided for them to use while doing such.


What is the difference between a Number 2 cauldron and a Number 3?

Number 3's are made of cheese, 2's of stag sausage.




Where is the Thief's Downfall located?

At the edge of the Forbidden forest, which falls into the Hogwarts lake.





When Harry first met Dobby, why did he tell him that it wasn't a good time for a house elf to be in his bedroom?

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