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Transfiguring scarecrows into sock-puppets.




Where was Harry the first time his scar caused him physical pain?

In the bathroom.




Why did Vernon insist on Kingsley?

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Why wouldn't he? Shacklebolt is the best safe-cracker in all of England.



How was Karkaroff's body discovered?

Since it was floating in the middle of the square in Diagon Alley for all to see, it was not tricky to do.


Why is it called "The Room of Requirement"?

Because it just doesn't work for one's wants.



Where is Ravenclaw Tower located?

Next to the kitchens in the basement of the Castle.



Why did people gather around the window at Quality Quidditch Supplies?

because it had those funny muggle mirrors that warp a body image.




What did James bequeath Harry?

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His never-empty bottle of Sleekeazy's, and some Drooble's Best (though that was hard as a rock and stale by the time it got to Harry.


When and why did the Magical World decide that Goblins should be in charge of Gringott's Bank?

They only look after it for 10 years, then it get contracted out to another winning bidder for 10 years.




What does Bill Weasley do for Gringotts?

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Bill is a Goblin Wrangler. (On some levels they are worse to herd than cats!)


What did Snape teach?